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| Men at work: Jerry, John, and Brian, and a slight delay to our ski week |
Taking a Break
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Thirty Year Throwback
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| Thirty years ago this month - where does the time go?!?! |
Puns Intended
See you next month! In the meantime, I hope you get a few chuckles out of the following:
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I
thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She
was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her
still.
4. A
rubber-band pistol was confiscated
from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math
disruption.
5. No
matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A
dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A
grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two
silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A
hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism
is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two
hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here;
I'll go on a head.'
13. I
wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A
sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who
escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
17. A
backward poet writes inverse.
18. In
a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When
cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If
you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
21. A
vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and
says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
22. Two
fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
23. Two peope sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank,
proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it
too.
24. Two
hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25. Did
you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend
dental medication.
